“Maren spent the first five minutes asking about my desk setup and the next seventy fixing what it did to me. First massage where 'deep' meant precise instead of painful.”
Danielle O. · Therapeutic / deep tissue, 75 min · June 2026
Reviews
Every review, even the ones that sting.
We publish everything guests wrote last quarter — all 10 reviews, average 4.6. No cherry-picking, no quiet deletions, and when we earned a bad one, our reply is underneath it.
Rating summary
4.6
across 10 reviews
April – June 2026
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“Dark room, warm stones, zero small talk after I said I didn't feel like talking. I have genuinely never been this relaxed indoors.”
Marcus T. · Hot stone, 90 min · June 2026
“Excellent hands-on work and smart stretching. One star short only because Saturday slots book out weeks ahead — book early if your schedule is rigid.”
Aleks V. · Sports & training recovery, 60 min · June 2026
“Priya set up the side-lying supports before I even had to ask, checked in exactly the right amount, and gave me the first full night's sleep of my third trimester.”
Ruth W. · Prenatal, 60 min · May 2026
“I clench my jaw through every workday. Sofia found muscles I did not know existed and my end-of-day headaches have dropped from daily to rare.”
Jordan C. · Crown & jaw release, 45 min · May 2026
“The massage itself was lovely, but my appointment started almost ten minutes late and the room next door was audibly mid-renovation. Not the quiet hour I paid for.”
Petra N. · Relaxation, 60 min · May 2026
Our reply
You're right on both counts, Petra — that week's ventilation work ran over and we should have rebooked you proactively. We've added the missed time to your file and the construction is done. — Fern & Fascia
“Cupping sounded like wellness theatre to me. It is not. The spot between my shoulder blades that three years of massages couldn't hold finally let go.”
Sam H. · Cup & release, 60 min · April 2026
“Beautiful treatment and the no-tipping policy is refreshingly grown-up. Docked a star because the online wizard wouldn't let me book two people back-to-back — I had to phone.”
Ingrid B. · Relaxation, 90 min · April 2026
“Direct billing actually worked — walked out having paid only the difference. The receipt hit my insurer's portal before I got to my car.”
Theo M. · Therapeutic / deep tissue, 60 min · April 2026
“Dominic explained the stone temperatures like a nerd in the best way. The whole studio smells like cedar and nobody tried to sell me a serum on the way out.”
Farah K. · Hot stone, 75 min · April 2026
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